Saturday, January 10, 2009

And Now For Something Funny...

This little bit of silliness was sent to me by a friend. Now Im blog-sending it to you. Enjoy.

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We all know those cute little computer symbols called emoticons, where:
: ) means a smile and
: ( is a frown.

Well, how about some ASSICONS?

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass thats been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass

You have just been e-mooned! Send this to 5 people within the next hour and you will be blessed with people laughing at your text!

11 words of wisdom and smart remarks:

anabel said...

That was funny. I'm going to pay it forward. Thanks

Anne said...

Anabel - glad you like it. :)

paz y amor said...

Funny as hell! I saw this emoticon the other day...

( . )( . ) - BOOBIES!!!

{ . }{ . } -
heavymetalchickboobies!!!

[ . ] [ . ]
-fake boobies!!!

( * ) ( * )- pierced boobies!!!!

( , )( , )
-breast feeding boobies!!!


Just goes to show exactly WHY we're in a damn recession! Folks at work are wasting time thinking up bullshit at the computer instead of actually doing work!

Anne said...

Paz - lol at fake boobies.

I've always found it strange how the majority of blogging seems to happen during Monday-Friday work hours. Of course not everyone works the same hours, but it makes me think there's a heck of a lot of people goofing off.

skinnylittlesister said...

Lol...Boobies and booties, they are all cute!

Anne said...

Skinny - haha! I think so too. :)

Art said...

BA! You gave me a good laugh. Thanks Anne.

Anne said...

Art - haha! Glad you enjoyed it.

skinnylittlesister said...

;) Okay, now that this post is somewhat buried I'm gonna share the latest text I got...
Men and women won't be truly fulfilled with one another until men can figure out how to turn their penis's into chocolate and how to ejaculate money.
hahahahahaha

Anne said...

Skinny - haha! That's bad, but funny!

skinnylittlesister said...

Yes, it is bad...and funny.